Part 1
Anne (11:03 AM): Hey, can you send me a headshot when you get a chance? The graphics team needs it for one of the presentations I'm working on. Not our presentation, though. That calls for something closer to blackmail.
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Damien (11:05 AM): Got it. Send me an email reminder.
Anne (11:06 AM): You need an email reminder for a ONE photo?
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Damien (11:07 AM): Look, my inbox is optimized.
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Anne (11:08 AM): Nobody's email is "optimized." That's an Outlook myth.
Damien (11:08 AM): I've got special Outlook powers. (And by that I mean IT at my beck and call lol). No "submit ticket" for me muahaha
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Anne (11:09 AM): Aren't you Mr. Fancy?
Anne (11:09 AM): So what does optimized mean? Does my name get a special folder? Or am I just dumped into "miscellaneous" with the spam?
Damien (11:09 AM): I'll have you know, your emails have a filter.
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Anne (11:10 AM): What color?
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Damien (11:11 AM): Green. For "go." As in, "Go do Anne's request, or you'll never hear the end of it."
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Anne (11:12 AM): Thoughtful. But I'd prefer purple. More regal.
Damien (11:13 AM): Purple it is. Just don't let it go to your head.
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Anne (11:14 AM): Too late. My head's already inflated from the honor of getting my own folder AND a color. Truly unforgettable.
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Damien (11:15 AM): You'd never let me forget you even if I wanted to. But I'll still need that email.
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Anne (11:16 AM): Already sent, your royal hg
Damien (11:16 AM): HG?
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Anne (11:17 AM): hudson gatewayness
Damien (11:17 AM): Behave yourself woman. Don't mock the hand that feeds you your custom email filters.
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Anne (11:18 AM): 😜😜😜
Damien (11:18 AM): 😩