Part 1: Intermission 4

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Anne (9:14 AM): I think the kids these days would say this person needs to go "touch grass."

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Damien (9:15 AM): Do people really post things like this with a straight face? I can't believe they do.

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Anne (9:16 AM): I honestly hope not. tho it wouldn't surprise me if they also wear tinfoil hats to keep the solar rays out because they also believe

Anne (9:16 AM): idk

Anne (9:16 AM): the sun has tendrils that latch onto your brain and make you part of the deep state or something

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Damien (9:17 AM): Impressive logic…rejecting renewable energy while still believing it has the power to control minds. 

Damien (9:17 AM): Clearly, we've underestimated the capabilities of our product.

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Anne (9:18 AM): New marketing tagline to go along with our new logo: "HuGES Solar: Harness the Mind Control of the Future."

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Damien (9:25 AM): Bold strategy. Let's workshop it. It's got potential.

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Anne (9:26 AM): I gotchu. The mind control pitch deck will be ON YOUR DESK by noon.

Damien (9:26 AM): Someone find my notary, and I’ll alert the legal team!

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Anne (9:27 AM): They're already on speed dial, right?

Damien (9:28 AM): Naturally.

Damien (9:28 AM): Comes with the territory.

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Anne (9:30 AM):